DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

You are quite correct in saying it is a long time since you have heard from me: in fact, I find that I have not written to you since the 13th of last November. But what of that? You have access to the daily papers. Surely you can find out negatively, that I am all right! Go carefully through the list of bankruptcies; then run your eye down the police cases; and, if you fail to find my name anywhere, you can say to your mother in a tone of calm satisfaction, ‘Mr. Dodgson is going on well.
Lewis Carroll to Edith Blakemore, Jan. 1, 1895 (via historical-nonfiction)

(via historical-nonfiction)


I am going to LONDON tomorrow (well more Saturday morning but kind of tomorrow) with my boyfriend for my birthday and I’m too excited.


bl-ossomed:

red lipstick is so essential

bl-ossomed:

red lipstick is so essential

(via champagnefaerie)


lukathesamoyed:

+*x+* lukathesamoyed +*x+x
Just happy to be a cute puppy ;)

lukathesamoyed:

+*x+* lukathesamoyed +*x+x

Just happy to be a cute puppy ;)

(via roseellendix)


handsomedogs:



Beach puppy / / Curtis

handsomedogs:

Beach puppy / /

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(via loulabeth)


balexr:

BUNS


Seeing things like this as I’m going about my day just frustrates me so much. It’s like all those pictures of cake tagged with diabetes or those jokes of “bob has 24 sweets, he gets 10 more, what does bob have now? Bob has diabetes”.
I’m sure if you don’t spend your entire day looking for a perfect number to avoid losing your sight or your legs in later life it’s funny. I’m sure if you’re ignorant enough to think that any part of this disease is funny, then it’s funny. But it isn’t. You wouldn’t post the same things about cancer.
This is literally the last time I’m going to say this: sugar does not cause diabetes. Some people could down sugar for their life and not get it. To get diabetes you need either a genetic disposition or some problem in producing insulin. I wish people would stop posting things like this. It makes coping with an illness that is progressive, chronic and potentially life threatening even more difficult.

Seeing things like this as I’m going about my day just frustrates me so much. It’s like all those pictures of cake tagged with diabetes or those jokes of “bob has 24 sweets, he gets 10 more, what does bob have now? Bob has diabetes”.
I’m sure if you don’t spend your entire day looking for a perfect number to avoid losing your sight or your legs in later life it’s funny. I’m sure if you’re ignorant enough to think that any part of this disease is funny, then it’s funny. But it isn’t. You wouldn’t post the same things about cancer.
This is literally the last time I’m going to say this: sugar does not cause diabetes. Some people could down sugar for their life and not get it. To get diabetes you need either a genetic disposition or some problem in producing insulin. I wish people would stop posting things like this. It makes coping with an illness that is progressive, chronic and potentially life threatening even more difficult.


randomfandomaddict:

this cannot explain me more perfectly 

Did someone film my students over summer?

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